{"id":796,"date":"2008-05-02T05:26:13","date_gmt":"2008-05-01T21:26:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.asianramblings.com\/?p=796"},"modified":"2008-05-02T05:26:13","modified_gmt":"2008-05-01T21:26:13","slug":"meat-cleavers-drawers-and-heat-syncs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stevepeer.com\/blog\/meat-cleavers-drawers-and-heat-syncs\/","title":{"rendered":"meat cleavers, drawers, and heat syncs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stevepeer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/cleaver.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"798\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.stevepeer.com\/blog\/cleaver\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stevepeer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/cleaver.jpg?fit=200%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"200,200\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"cleaver\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stevepeer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/cleaver.jpg?fit=200%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stevepeer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/cleaver.jpg?fit=200%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-798 alignright\" style=\"float: right;\" title=\"cleaver\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stevepeer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/cleaver.jpg?resize=150%2C150\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stevepeer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/cleaver.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stevepeer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/cleaver.jpg?resize=48%2C48&amp;ssl=1 48w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stevepeer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/cleaver.jpg?resize=180%2C180&amp;ssl=1 180w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stevepeer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/cleaver.jpg?w=200&amp;ssl=1 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>It\u2019s been a challenging week for <em>The Stevo<\/em>. I mentioned my <a title=\"Read about a giant desk\" href=\"http:\/\/www.stevepeer.com\/blog\/?p=790\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">new desk<\/a>, complete with credenza and movable cabinet. Thursday morning saw me trying to shift furniture around an impossibly small space. Somehow, the cabinet portion became locked after I shut a drawer. After 20 fruitless minutes I was forced to grab <em>ye ole meat cleaver<\/em> to defeat the high security device.<\/p>\n<p>My desktop computer has looked disemboweled for several weeks. I added a massive SATI drive and never put the guts back in the tower. Given the new desk, I decided to reassembled my old friend. The heat sync over the CPU was dirty. I mean really dirty. There was black gunk all over the cooling fan. I&#8217;m sure it wasn&#8217;t healthy. I want my computer to be both efficient and semi-clean.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stevepeer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/50-kuai.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"797\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.stevepeer.com\/blog\/50-kuai\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stevepeer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/50-kuai.jpg?fit=441%2C220&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"441,220\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"50 kuai note\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;50 kuai note &lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;50 kuai note &lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stevepeer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/50-kuai.jpg?fit=300%2C150&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stevepeer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/50-kuai.jpg?fit=441%2C220&amp;ssl=1\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-797 alignright\" style=\"float: right;\" title=\"50 kuai note \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stevepeer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/50-kuai.jpg?resize=300%2C149\" alt=\"50 kuai note \" width=\"300\" height=\"149\" \/><\/a>I will say to all and sundry:<strong><em> I DID NOT KNOW THE HEAT SYNC WAS GLUED TO THE CPU.<\/em><\/strong> My bad. Now, the pins on the CPU are bent and the machine is temporarily unusable. It&#8217;s kind of like the Bush administration: The computer is a physical presence, but contains no brain. <a title=\"My computer guy rocks the house\" href=\"http:\/\/www.stevepeer.com\/blog\/?p=723\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">My computer guy<\/a>, accommodating Samaritan that he is, is coming this evening to pick up the soulless box. Hopefully, he can fix it without me buying a new (and costly) CPU.<\/p>\n<p><em>Update: The computer guy, Mao Ming, fixed my computer in my apartment, for a whopping 50 Yuan ($8 US). I started this post on my laptop and finished it on my delightful 17&#8243; monitor.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>What else happened this week?<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I have received 2 fake 50 Yuan notes. Stupid is as stupid does.<\/li>\n<li>I waited over 3 hours to catch 2 taxis.<\/li>\n<li>The friend that was supposed to help me move furniture either fled or was too hung over, or still too drunk, to answer his door.<\/li>\n<li>I discovered an incredible amount of crap stashed away by Mrs. Stevo as I moved furniture.<\/li>\n<li>My beloved tourist map of Hong Kong, that I have had since I first arrived, has gone missing. Yes, <em>Chateau Stevo<\/em> has a Robotic Dog that sings a Shania Twain song, but no maps.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>What\u2019s ahead?<\/strong><br \/>\nMy trip to Hong Kong tomorrow coincides with the Olympic Torch Relay. Instead of being able to take my beloved ferry, I will have to cross the border by land, early, because immigration and customs will be a total biatch. I thought about delaying the trip, but I\u2019ve already canceled my appointment with the doctor three times. I fear if I don\u2019t make the journey I will be karmically unable to in the future.<\/p>\n<p>When it rains it pours. I go through misfortunes and misadventures on an epic scale every few months. I often wish I could hibernate.<\/p>\n<p><em>Update: I did not go to Hong Kong. I am here trying to organize my new workspace, watch DVDs, and sleep. Yesterday I watched Cloverfield and Bikini Bloodbath, the former being better than the latter.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s been a challenging week for The Stevo. I mentioned my new desk, complete with credenza and movable cabinet. Thursday morning saw me trying to shift furniture around an impossibly small space. Somehow, the cabinet portion became locked after I shut a drawer. 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